We were dating for a couple years
When she told me to make my decision
She said we been going out long enough
Now I need a little more commitment
She said we are meant to be
I said babe, I need to think it over
She said, “Daddy loves me, he don’t have to think
He bought me my new Land Rover”
Carried away
And she’s way too beautiful
You wake up one day
And you’re Mrs. Mr. Cliché
See I’m a man of modest means
And I know what a dollar’s worth
Can’t we have a quiet ceremony
In a quaint little country church
When she heard that she shouted out