I like Jack and Coke SoCo and Seven
Cold beer after a long day is heaven
Take it uptown to the high class winebar
Or downtown to the Honkytonk divebar

Drink drank drunk

As I opened the door I was smacked right dead in the face
By the smell of stale beer and smoke that filled up the place
Empty shot glasses scattered around
Jukebox blarin’ people getting down

Drink drank drunk
Drink
Another drink
One more drink drank drunk

Wild Turkey was there with Jim Beam and Old Granddad
Carrying on and laughin’ until things went bad
Dinosaur Larry pulled a knife
On the pool shark Hurricane Henry’s wife

Drink drank drunk

Next round Larry seemed to settle down
In walked two fine ladies from outta town
Brunette said you all been getting’ outta hand
Blond one smiled she said what’s the plan?

I said drink drank drunk
Drink
Another drink
One more drink drank drunk

SOLO

We got on great so I bought us all one last round
The lights came up but there was no way I was coming down
Stumbled out the sun was rising
Legs were jelly, man my head was flying
Couldn’t talk man I can’t stop laughing
I don’t remember it, what else happened?

Drink drank drunk
Drink
Another drink
One more drink drank drunk