Soviet Lovemate

  • Written By: Carey Ott, Chris Ott
    Date Of Concept: July 1, 2000

Lyrics

Communist decline party chicks in line
I want a Soviet lovemate
Red flag hammer sickle
Can’t afford a bicycle
I want a Soviet lovemate
I want a Soviet lovemate
I want a Soviet (you want a Soviet)

Chernobyl suicide
Mail order Ruskie bride
I want a Soviet lovemate
Pimple face Casanova
Wanna marry Kournikova
I want a Soviet lovemate
I want a Soviet lovemate

No more cold war now there’s a new score
Of young girls with tight skin that wanna be American
Now I see the spoils of victory
What used to be the enemy has given up so much to me

(count to four…in Russian!)

Tied up tied down Leningrad gets down
Kasparov, Khrushchev, Brezhnev just left
Gorbachev, Gorky Park, baldhead, birthmark
Lenin’s in a wax museum I don’t care I haven’t seen him

I want a Soviet lovemate (you want a Soviet)
I want a Soviet lovemate (you want a Soviet)

I want a Soviet lovemate
I want a Soviet lovemate
I want a Soviet lovemate
I want a Soviet

Communist decline party chicks in line