I’m a beggar I’m a petty thief
I’m a liar only when I speak
Call the doctor call the lawyer too
When you’re hoppin’ like a kangaroo
Oooooohhhh
That’s on you

In the middle of an old sitcom
Just a waiting’ on the Atom bomb
In the shelter custom built for two
When you’re floppin’ like a flockin’ goose
Oooooh
That’s on you
Oooooh

You still want it
You’re all about it
I still want it too

I’m a dead man I’m an angel’s dog
I’m a tree stump I’m a rotting log
Call your mama and her mama too
When you buckin’ for a buggeroo
Oooooh
That’s on you
Oooooh
That's on you

Woo hoo

You still want it
You’re all about it
I still want it too

I’m a beggar I’m a petty thief
I’m a liar only when I speak
Call the doctor call the lawyer too
When you’re hoppin’ like a kangaroo

Woo hoo

Ooooooh
That’s on you